Last weekend, i agreed to see Catwoman with a couple of my friends (God knows why!). For the uninitiated, Catwoman stars Halle Berry as the catwoman, and Sharon Stone as the ultimate villain. Please, for whosoever cares to read this, do not, I repeat, do not, under any circumstances, go watch this movie. Believe me, this thing has no story, the actors have
grossly under-performed ,you will thank god that it ended.
The story begins with Patience Phillip (Halle Berry) as a designer in a very large company. She somehow overhears the company's most closely guarded secrets and consequently ends up being flushed out of their sewage pipes. She dies in the water and in the very next scene, she is found lying on a heap of waste nearby(??!!!!!!). Now here comes the best part. A dozen cats come out of nowhere and gather around her body, while Midnight(name of the cat) comes and breathes down her neck. And viola! She comes back to life as if nothing happened. But she seems to have changed now; she walks like an old woman with backache. As usual she begins to discover her new powers. There is this part where she goes to return the cat to the owner. The owner turns out to be an old woman, who tells her that she had died, and had been reborn as the Catwoman. So now she was Patience as she was before but she was also Catwoman (good grief!!!!). So now Ms. Catwoman goes jumping around extracting revenge out of those who had killed her. She wears this ridiculous dress(feels like a haloween costume) sporting a whiplash which she carries everywhere.
Even the presence of Stone does no good to the overall spirit of the movie. A pathetically predictable movie, this one.
My sincere advice : Never see it.
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